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恶搞2.3.0补丁更新说明文档

发布时间:2007/7/17 14:00:00 来源:电玩巴士 作者:TGbus

Rich players will be exempt from taxes, I mean, durability repair prices.
富裕的玩家将免于纳税,我是说,装备修理费。

Blood elves and Night elves will now be able to marry and have children, as intended. This was an oversight and we forgot elves should still be genetically compatible, no matter the skin color.
现在血精灵与暗夜精灵可以结婚生子了,如同当初设计的那样。这是个疏忽,我们忘记了即使肤色不同,精灵们也是有着相同的遗传因子。

Will of the Forsaken will be removed, due to popular opinion. Replacing it will Emo Feelings of the Forsaken, which makes the /dance emote cooler. I mean, coolioo.
出于大众的建议,被遗忘者的意志被去除。取而代之的是被遗忘者的夸张表演,这将使/跳舞动作更酷,我是说,更冷。

New emote: psspfiggj (people should stop putting fruit in green jello). This is a facial expression of extreme stern, similar to the facial expression one would have if a bunch of intestinal worms spontaneously had explosive diahrea in your gut. Yea, wouldn't that be wonderous? Warm and dripping worm goop all over your innards. I bet you'd have a freaky face too.


Druid
小德

New epic swim form. Druids needed another method to escape.
新的史诗游泳形态。小德需要更多的逃跑方式。

Bear and cat druids will now catch fleas. Fleas drink your blood. Ouch.
熊和猫形态的小德现在会吸引跳蚤。跳蚤会吸你的血。啊哟。

Moonkin form will be removed.
枭兽形态被去除

Oomkin form will be added as a new 31 point talent for balance. Oomkin form can launch nuclear missiles and go stealth, but red dots appear on targets. 12-18 second casting time, depending on youtube video that we're closely analyzing of star...warcraft 2.2. Instantly drains mana... oom, yea.
平衡31点天赋被改为 缺魔兽形态。缺魔兽可以释放核弹和潜行,但是核弹目标上会有红点。施放时间12到18秒,取决于youtube上最近我们分析过的星……魔兽2.2视频。立刻耗尽法力……缺魔,没错,当时就是这样

Another distasteful and brown colored armor set will be added. Yes, it will look like poop. Poop is part of nature too.
新增了一种恶心的棕色套装。是的,它看起来很像一砣大便。大便也是自然的一部分口牙。(对dru套装造型的讽刺)


Hunter
猎人

Removing previous fix of unsummoning pets when mounting. Now when flying, pets will walk on extendable stilts. For protection, they WILL wear kneepads.
上个版本上坐骑就解散宠物的修改被去除了。当你飞行时,宠物将呆在旁边的支架上。作为安全保护,它们都得戴着护膝。

Owls will take damage and lose happiness if eating tootsie pop foods.
喂给猫头鹰吃tootsie pop(一种棒棒糖)将损失高兴度并造成伤害。

Turtles will eventually win the race, just wait.
乌龟最终将胜过其他的宠物。你只需要等待。

Cockroaches can now be tamed, and are immune to oomkin spells and nukes.
现在可以驯服蟑螂,它们免疫缺魔兽的法术和核弹。(orz 小强啊)


Mage
法师

New, splendid icon added for blink.
闪现术添加了新的,华丽的图标

Conjure sugar has been added. This will make summoned bread and water taste better.
新增了造糖术。这个法术可以让召唤出来的面包和水更好吃

Teleport: Pizza Hut and Portal: Pizza Hut has been added, because Pizza Hut isn't in enough MMORPGs.
新增传送:必胜客和传送门:必胜客技能,因为在MMORPG中必胜客还不够多。

Each additional point in Improved Frostbolt and Improved Fireball will now reduce the mage's spell damage and intellect by 25%. Yes, that will add up to a -125% intellect, successfully unlocking the huntard class for your account.
每一点强化冰箭与强化火球天赋将减少法师25%的法伤和智力。是的,这总共将减少125%的智力,为你的帐号解锁了小白猎职业。(发泄对这2个天赋减少法伤加成的怨念)

Pyroblast will be instant cast no matter what now, because mages weren't doing enough instantaneous damage in the high thousands.
炎爆术现在是瞬发法术,因为法师们不能瞬间造成好几千伤害

Mage global cooldown is now 4 and 3/7ths minutes to compensate for the new pyroblast. It's balance.
法师现在的公共冷却时间是4又3/7分钟,作为炎爆术新改动的补偿。这很平衡


Paladin
圣骑士

The raid color to distinguish paladins will now be hot pink. HOT pink. Mmm. Shake it!
团队中用来区分圣骑士的颜色现在变得更粉红,性感的粉红色,嗯嗯

Removed plate armor for paladins since they all wore priest stuff anyway.
取消了为圣骑士设计的所有板甲,因为他们总是穿牧师的装备。

Retribution paladins have been deleted, replaced with a same level loladin.
惩戒骑士被删除了,取代他们的是搞笑骑士

Since it was too hard compared to the horde quest, the alliance quest for epic chargers has been removed. Alliance paladins will now receive, for free, a pink cloud to sit on that glides and leaves a trail of glitter and flowers.
因为和部落的任务比太困难,联盟的史诗坐骑任务被去除了。联盟圣骑士现在免费获得粉红色的筋斗云,筋斗云在空中滑行并且留下充满闪光和花瓣的尾迹。

A free cabbage patch baby doll has been given to every paladin, so they can neglect something just like their CM neglects them.
每个圣骑士都将免费获得一个卷心菜娃娃(美国一种很受欢迎的玩具),这样他们就能忽略一些东西,如同官网的版主忽略他们一样。

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