Rich players will be exempt from taxes, I mean, durability repair prices.
Blood elves and Night elves will now be able to marry and have children, as intended. This was an oversight and we forgot elves should still be genetically compatible, no matter the skin color.
Will of the Forsaken will be removed, due to popular opinion. Replacing it will Emo Feelings of the Forsaken, which makes the /dance emote cooler. I mean, coolioo.
New emote: psspfiggj (people should stop putting fruit in green jello). This is a facial expression of extreme stern, similar to the facial expression one would have if a bunch of intestinal worms spontaneously had explosive diahrea in your gut. Yea, wouldn't that be wonderous? Warm and dripping worm goop all over your innards. I bet you'd have a freaky face too.
New epic swim form. Druids needed another method to escape.
Bear and cat druids will now catch fleas. Fleas drink your blood. Ouch.
Moonkin form will be removed.
Oomkin form will be added as a new 31 point talent for balance. Oomkin form can launch nuclear missiles and go stealth, but red dots appear on targets. 12-18 second casting time, depending on youtube video that we're closely analyzing of star...warcraft 2.2. Instantly drains mana... oom, yea.
Another distasteful and brown colored armor set will be added. Yes, it will look like poop. Poop is part of nature too.
Removing previous fix of unsummoning pets when mounting. Now when flying, pets will walk on extendable stilts. For protection, they WILL wear kneepads.
Owls will take damage and lose happiness if eating tootsie pop foods.
Turtles will eventually win the race, just wait.
Cockroaches can now be tamed, and are immune to oomkin spells and nukes.
New, splendid icon added for blink.
Conjure sugar has been added. This will make summoned bread and water taste better.
Teleport: Pizza Hut and Portal: Pizza Hut has been added, because Pizza Hut isn't in enough MMORPGs.
Each additional point in Improved Frostbolt and Improved Fireball will now reduce the mage's spell damage and intellect by 25%. Yes, that will add up to a -125% intellect, successfully unlocking the huntard class for your account.
Pyroblast will be instant cast no matter what now, because mages weren't doing enough instantaneous damage in the high thousands.
Mage global cooldown is now 4 and 3/7ths minutes to compensate for the new pyroblast. It's balance.
The raid color to distinguish paladins will now be hot pink. HOT pink. Mmm. Shake it!
Removed plate armor for paladins since they all wore priest stuff anyway.
Retribution paladins have been deleted, replaced with a same level loladin.
Since it was too hard compared to the horde quest, the alliance quest for epic chargers has been removed. Alliance paladins will now receive, for free, a pink cloud to sit on that glides and leaves a trail of glitter and flowers.
A free cabbage patch baby doll has been given to every paladin, so they can neglect something just like their CM neglects them.